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Rule 101 -- No Dual-Openers
Anyone accidentally opening another beer, before finishing their current beer,
is cut off. However, double-fisting is allowed. Rule 102 --
No Spillage
Spilling any amount of beer will get you cut off and thrown out! You better come
up with one hell of an excuse to get out of this one.
Rule
103 -- No Ghosting
Forgetting where you left your beer is only forgiven if you don't break the
"5 second rule." Remember where it is in 5 seconds or less and you may
continue to indulge.
Rule
104 -- No Freeloading
You may show up once without bringing your own supply. After that, you are cut
off! Rule 105 -- No Carousing
Under no circumstances may you hit on your bud's spouse, unless your bud
says it's okay! Rule
106 -- No Warm
Brew
Bringing warm (non refrigerated) beer
just pisses us off!
Rule
107 -- No Hyper-Pumping
Take it easy on the keg, you only have to
pump it once or twice while the tap is OPEN -- get it?
Rule
108 -- No Pretenders
You either can or can't handle your beer -- 'nuff said.
Rule
109 -- No Ahhh Shits
(View
an Example)
An ahhh shit is
what most of us say when we open the freezer and discover that we left beer in
too long! We've all done it, but three Ahhh Shits and you're outta here!
Rule
110 -- No Butting
Accidentally or purposely dropping a cigarette butt into an otherwise good
beer will get you thrown out and chastised until the end of time!
Rule
111 -- No Mine Sweeping
There is no excuse for losing track of your beer and grabbing the closest beer
as if it were yours...get your own!
Rule
112 -- No Dead Soldiers
No passing out without first finishing your beer!
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Rule 110 submitted by Nace, Plano Texas.
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Rule 111 submitted by Andy. We're waiting for
more info to give Andy the credit.
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Rule 112 submitted by jaedin_. We don't know where s/he is from.
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Rule 101 updated to allow "Double Fisting."
Thanks to T. J. for making this clarification!
- Original content by Dave and Darrin.
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