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Greggor
Beer Lover and Party Animal
USA
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 Posted - 06/22/2004 : 22:39:09
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There was a redneck whose p@#*s had turned orange, and he was really worried about it, so he went to the doctor. The doctor, of course, wants to run a series of tests in order to find out the problem. The doctor asks him, "Have you been exposed to any unusual chemicals at home?" the man says, "No, Doc." The doctor asks him, "Well, how about at work?" The man replied, "You helped me get disability." The doctor looked at the man, really puzzled and said, "Then what do you do all day?" He answered, "Sit around eating Cheetos and watching porno!!" |
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Rugger
Beer Lover and a Giver
USA
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Posted - 07/04/2004 : 11:09:58
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A redneck couple just got married and went to the hotel for their honeymoon. The groom went to the desk clerk and asked for a room.
He said, "This is our wedding night, so we need a room with a sturdy bed."
The clerk winked and said, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The redneck scratched his head and thought for a bit, then replied, "Nah, ah guess not. Ah'll jist hold onto her ears 'til she gets used to it!"
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Posted - 10/25/2004 : 11:24:25
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 HAHAH oh my gosh, so you guys like redneck humor? you should definitely checkout this cat named Rodney Carrington his stuff is so hilarious. Its that vulgar, blunt redneck humor. i heard not too long ago that he came out with a standup cd called "Hangin' with Rodney" when i get a free moment i'm definitely going to sit down in my recliner with a cold brew listen to his routines and laugh histarically i'm sure.. heres a little clip...
http://www.mercurynashville.com/rodneycarrington/
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